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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:45:34am
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Shropshire Slasher  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:46:17am
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jeffreyw  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:48:42am
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aatharuv  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:48:56am

Johnson has 217 votes.

(From the livestream at)
abcnews.go.com

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:51:41am

re: #1 Backwoods Sleuth

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Which means it won’t be much different than now.

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:51:52am
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aatharuv  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:52:47am

re: #3 jeffreyw

I think the word they should have used was “segregate”.

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jeffreyw  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:54:03am
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jeffreyw  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:55:46am

re: #7 aatharuv

I think the word they should have used was “segregate”.

Agree, that would best suit the situation.

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JC1  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:56:57am

re: #4 aatharuv

Johnson has 217 votes.

(From the livestream at)
abcnews.go.com

Wow. Crazy.

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:58:46am
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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:59:09am

re: #8 jeffreyw

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I don’t do that because the outfit looks far too warm. Also, I do not have a Segway. Remember when they were going to change how we live, transforming our cities?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 10:59:43am

The question is: How long will this guy last?

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:00:00am

OK so what will the new Wanker Of The House do first?

Impeach Joe, reject all the Senate appropriation bills or pass steep cuts to Social Security?

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:01:37am

re: #14 Joe Bacon ✅

OK so what will the new Wanker Of The House do first?

Impeach Joe, reject all the Senate appropriation bills or pass steep cuts to Social Security?

Yes.

All of the above. That’s the goal of the GOP and they don’t care about governing or the rule of law.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:02:04am

re: #11 DodgerFan1988

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If the GOP controls the House after the 2024 election, it was always going to refuse to certify a Biden reelection victory, no matter who the Speaker is. The only way to get Biden’s victory certified in 2025 is to elect a Democratic House.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:04:00am

re: #14 Joe Bacon ✅

OK so what will the new Wanker Of The House do first?

Impeach Joe, reject all the Senate appropriation bills or pass steep cuts to Social Security?

Fly to Mar A Lago for a chat and golf (Maybe golf)

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:04:08am
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Dangerman  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:04:52am

re: #13 PhillyPretzel ✅

The question is: How long will this guy last?

Time to power up the lettuce

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:05:44am
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:06:21am
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:08:49am
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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:10:02am
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Dr Lizardo  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:11:52am

re: #16 No Malarkey!

If the GOP controls the House after the 2024 election, it was always going to refuse to certify a Biden reelection victory, no matter who the Speaker is. The only way to get Biden’s victory certified in 2025 is to elect a Democratic House.

This.

Certification of the 2024 elections will be the House of Representatives first order of business. It’s imperative that we have a Democratic-controlled House.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:12:25am

re: #21 Backwoods Sleuth

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Disgusting, but it’s Mississippi, so nothing will be done about it.

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Dangerman  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:13:24am

re: #23 Dave In Austin

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Would it have worked if they prayed silently in their seats?
Or did they need to do it down front for effectiveness?
Or was it just the photo op

I mean if god couldn’t hear them 30 feet further back…

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:13:24am
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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:13:56am
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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:15:56am
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Dangerman  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:16:22am

Black churches in Florida are now offering classes in African American history, as state leaders have limited how the subject can be taught in schools.

Link

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Teddy's Person  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:16:56am

How’s this for creep factor? (LGM)

The new Speaker of the House is in a “covenant marriage.”

This is a nifty innovation in Louisiana law — versions of it also exist in Arizona and Arkansas — that basically gets rid of no-fault divorce. If you’re in a covenant marriage, you can’t get divorced without proving to a tribunal’s satisfaction that your spouse has committed adultery, a felony (unclear if trying to overthrow the government counts), your spouse is a drug addict, and/or has physically abused you and/or your children, or you’ve lived apart for at least two years. (You may also be required by the court to go through marital counseling).

In other words, this converts marriage into the legal nightmare it was prior to women getting access to birth control and checking accounts, i.e., the horrible things that happened in the 1960s that the Mike Johnsons of the world consider the root of all evil even today.

Strikingly, less than one percent of the marriages in Louisiana have been covenant marriages in the 25 years since the law making them possible was passed. The good news is that, even in America in 2023, the supply of theocratic misogynist crazies may be fairly limited. The bad news is that these people now clearly control the Republican party, in tandem with Donald Trump, the High Priest of Marital Sanctity.

More evidence the GOP wants to turn the country into fucking Gilead.

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:17:00am

People are still refusing to accept the facts staring them in the face.

The GOP are all in on obstruction, sedition, and anti-abortion extremism/misogynistic policies that deny women access to reproductive health options.

That’s when they’re not out to gut the safety net to get more tax cuts for millionaires and trying to cover up Trumpworld crimes (and their own accessory/coconspirator criminal conduct).

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KingKenrod  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:18:00am

re: #23 Dave In Austin

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Shouldn’t they have done that 3 weeks ago? And if they did, was God just screwing with them?

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nines09  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:18:57am

re: #26 Dangerman

Posers. The Bible says something about those who do this in public. In fact the Bible says quite a bit about what these bastards have managed to do, but, but, but….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:21:57am

re: #34 nines09

Change the image to guys on prayer rugs and see what happens.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:23:14am

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

Replace the image with guys on prayer rugs and see what happens.

Now now. There’s only one true religion, ordained by God and the Founding Fathers, there’s no place for that heresy in God’s America.

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JC1  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:24:54am

Young earth creationist who supports a national total abortion ban and wants to outlaw same sex marriage. In other words, a mainstream Republican.

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:25:18am

re: #32 lawhawk

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People are still refusing to accept the facts staring them in the face.

The GOP are all in on obstruction, sedition, and anti-abortion extremism/misogynistic policies that deny women access to reproductive health options.

That’s when they’re not out to gut the safety net to get more tax cuts for millionaires and trying to cover up Trumpworld crimes (and their own accessory/coconspirator criminal conduct).

I think her argument is that what they are choosing isn’t popular with the majority of Americans.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:26:02am

re: #26 Dangerman

Would it have worked if they prayed silently in their seats?
Or did they need to do it down front for effectiveness?
Or was it just the photo op

I mean if god couldn’t hear them 30 feet further back…

They probably smeared “Holy Oil” all over the chamber as well.

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nines09  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:26:10am

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

Change the image to guys on prayer rugs and see what happens.

They have more in common with the extremist Muslims than they have with regular people.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:34:38am
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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:36:20am

Trump about to be questioned under oath for violating his gag order.

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:37:20am

re: #41 Vicious Babushka

Is there a reason people want to forget that if Republicans lose the House in 2024, he won’t be in charge when the certification comes?

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Captain Ron  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:37:51am
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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:39:22am

And almost the last thing Congress did at the end of the last session that ended this year was tighten the rules on how certification works.

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:39:29am

re: #44 Captain Ron

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:39:31am

re: #32 lawhawk

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People are still refusing to accept the facts staring them in the face.

The GOP are all in on obstruction, sedition, and anti-abortion extremism/misogynistic policies that deny women access to reproductive health options.

That’s when they’re not out to gut the safety net to get more tax cuts for millionaires and trying to cover up Trumpworld crimes (and their own accessory/coconspirator criminal conduct).

When a black man mainstreams Hitler and he leads in the polls to be the next Governor of North Carolina…

Governor hopeful quoted Hitler and downplayed the Holocaust in unearthed posts: Report

Lieutenant governor of North Carolina and a leading Republican candidate for governor, Mark Robinson, quoted Hitler and downplayed the Holocaust in an unearthed Facebook post, according to a new report.

Robinson has a long history of regurgitating antisemitic conspiracy theories and downplaying of the Holocaust, according to Jewish Insider. But at a press conference two weeks ago, he denied that he is antisemitic.

Robinson said his past social media posts had been dealt with and he had “moved past” them.

But he has been hit with new accusations that, in a Facebook post, he quoted Hitler and suggested the horror of the Holocaust wasn’t as bad as the abuses of communism. He also compared the removal of Confederate statues to anti-Jewish pogroms in 1930s Europe, the Jewish Insider reported.

“We often speak of the ‘appeasement’ of Hitler. But the biggest ‘appeasement’ of ALL TIME is how we turned a blind eye to the clear and present danger of MARXISM,” Robinson said in a post from 2019.

“It is EXTREMELY distressing that many well-meaning and intelligent people are so focused on long dead Hitler while the living political descendants of Stalin are currently fighting to destroy our REPUBLIC,” he wrote in a separate post days earlier.

Some GOP activists are worried that the discovery of more comments will hurt Robinson’s chances of winning the governor race.

“The lieutenant governor, whom polls show as the front-runner, is now facing five Republican primary challengers, including Bill Graham, a wealthy trial lawyer who announced his campaign last week, vowing to spend millions of his own money,” Jewish Insider reported. “The winner is expected to face off against a Jewish Democrat, Josh Stein, who is the state’s attorney general. Gov. Roy Cooper, a Democrat, is term-limited.”

jewishinsider.com

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:39:58am

re: #43 Belafon

Is there a reason people want to forget that if Republicans lose the House in 2024, he won’t be in charge when the certification comes?

When do elected Congressmen get sworn in?

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:40:34am

re: #43 Belafon

Is there a reason people want to forget that if Republicans lose the House in 2024, he won’t be in charge when the certification comes?

The party not in the White House usually has an advantage. The Republicans betrayed us all, but their voters are a mix of malicious people and people who are completely disconnected from reality, believing their god wants Trump to win. Some are both, of course.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:40:41am

re: #46 lawhawk

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“As the trier of fact, I find the witness is not credible.” OUCH. That’s pretty high on the list of things you do not want to hear a judge say.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:41:06am

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

Change the image to guys on prayer rugs and see what happens.

Al Qaeda prayer rugs left behind at the Texas/Mexico border shows Muslim invasion.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:41:14am

re: #46 lawhawk

He can grift that from the rubes in less than a week.

Throw the fucker in jail already.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:41:55am

re: #46 lawhawk

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jeffreyw  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:42:45am

Bastards

Mastodon

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:43:03am

re: #50 Nerdy Fish

“As the trier of fact, I find the witness is not credible.” OUCH. That’s pretty high on the list of things you do not want to hear a judge say.

Not good enough. Throw him in jail.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:43:21am

re: #50 Nerdy Fish

“As the trier of fact, I find the witness is not credible.” OUCH. That’s pretty high on the list of things you do not want to hear a judge say.

Yes, but followed with, you’re ordered to pay a $5 fine, it means nothing. To a crook, like Trump, $10,000 is less than five bucks is to most of us.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:43:24am

re: #48 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

When do elected Congressmen get sworn in?

January 3. The election will be certified afterward, on January 6.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:43:50am

Let’s see…$10,000 divided by the price of Big Macs in New York @ $5.58 each…OWTCH that means 1,792 Big Macs…bout what Trump eats in a month…that’s gotta hurt…

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Charles Johnson  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:44:56am

What the fuck are the Democrats doing standing up and applauding for the bullshit spewing out of this shithead’s cake hole? JFC.

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JC1  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:45:02am

re: #49 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

The party not in the White House usually has an advantage. The Republicans betrayed us all, but their voters are a mix of malicious people and people who are completely disconnected from reality, believing their god wants Trump to win. Some are both, of course.

Party not in the White House only has the advantage in midterm elections, not in presidential ones.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:45:47am

re: #52 Eclectic Cyborg

re: #53 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

re: #55 Ace Rothstein

re: #56 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

I don’t think any judge is in a hurry to be the first one to remand him into custody. The threat of his violent repulsive followers is real.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:45:51am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:47:38am

re: #57 No Malarkey!

January 3. The election will be certified afterward, on January 6.

So what is to keep Mike Johnson the GOP Congress from declaring that the next Congress get sworn in on the 7 Jan?

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nines09  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:48:13am

Feline grace

instagram.com

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JC1  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:50:11am

re: #63 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So what is to keep Mike Johnson the GOP Congress from declaring that the next Congress get sworn in on the 7 Jan?

They’ll be out of power on Jan 3rd. They can’t extend their term.

Electing this fundie speaker will blow up in Republican faces.

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ericblair  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:50:34am

As mentioned, Johnson is a nobody as far as money raising goes, and was elected speaker as Some Guy.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:50:41am

Meanwhile the latest from the Slappy T Follies!

nytimes.com

Justice Thomas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds

The justice failed to repay much, perhaps all, of the $267,230 loan. His benefactor wiped the slate clean, with ethical and potential tax consequences.

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:51:36am

Entirely accurate statement, and yet pro-Palestinians are giving flack? Sure. The fact is that Palestinian Health Authority in Gaza is Hamas. Hamas carried out the attacks that initiated this round of violence and war. It’s on Hamas.

Hamas has repeatedly shown itself incapable of telling the truth.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:52:39am

re: #63 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So what is to keep Mike Johnson the GOP Congress from declaring that the next Congress get sworn in on the 7 Jan?

I believe it’s a Constitutional thing, and not a House rule. They can want it however badly, but them’s the rules. And yes, I will note that the Constitution is just so much toilet paper to the Treasonweasel Caucus, and thus far, its defense has been tepid at best, but I have a feeling that the more they try to end-run their way into stealing power, the more the Democrats are going to put up a fuss.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:52:56am

re: #42 No Malarkey!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:54:29am

Queen Latifah, Adam Levine and Stevie Nicks to highlight 2023 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony

Organizers announced Tuesday that Stevie Nicks, Adam Levine and Queen Latifah are among the new list performers and presenters for this year’s event on Nov. 3 at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center.

Willie Nelson, Missy Elliott, Sheryl Crow, Kate Bush, George Michael, Rage Against the Machine and The Spinners make up the class of 2023 inductees.

Hip-hop trailblazer DJ Kool Herc and the late Native American rock & roll guitarist Link Wray will be honored with the Musical Influence Award.

Ten-time Grammy-winning R&B and funk diva Chaka Khan, Al Kooper and Bernie Taupin will receive the Musical Excellence Award.

Late “Soul Train” creator Don Cornelius will be honored with the Ahmet Ertegun Award, posthumously named after the influential Atlantic Records chieftain.

nordot.app

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:55:25am

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Charles Johnson  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:56:14am
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Dr Lizardo  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:59:11am

re: #73 Charles Johnson

The stress of all this is really starting to show on Trump’s face.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 11:59:34am

re: #47 Joe Bacon ✅

When a black man mainstreams Hitler and he leads in the polls to be the next Governor of North Carolina…

Governor hopeful quoted Hitler and downplayed the Holocaust in unearthed posts: Report

Lieutenant governor of North Carolina and a leading Republican candidate for governor, Mark Robinson, quoted Hitler and downplayed the Holocaust in an unearthed Facebook post, according to a new report.

Robinson has a long history of regurgitating antisemitic conspiracy theories and downplaying of the Holocaust, according to Jewish Insider. But at a press conference two weeks ago, he denied that he is antisemitic.

Robinson said his past social media posts had been dealt with and he had “moved past” them.

But he has been hit with new accusations that, in a Facebook post, he quoted Hitler and suggested the horror of the Holocaust wasn’t as bad as the abuses of communism. He also compared the removal of Confederate statues to anti-Jewish pogroms in 1930s Europe, the Jewish Insider reported.

“We often speak of the ‘appeasement’ of Hitler. But the biggest ‘appeasement’ of ALL TIME is how we turned a blind eye to the clear and present danger of MARXISM,” Robinson said in a post from 2019.

“It is EXTREMELY distressing that many well-meaning and intelligent people are so focused on long dead Hitler while the living political descendants of Stalin are currently fighting to destroy our REPUBLIC,” he wrote in a separate post days earlier.

Some GOP activists are worried that the discovery of more comments will hurt Robinson’s chances of winning the governor race.

“The lieutenant governor, whom polls show as the front-runner, is now facing five Republican primary challengers, including Bill Graham, a wealthy trial lawyer who announced his campaign last week, vowing to spend millions of his own money,” Jewish Insider reported. “The winner is expected to face off against a Jewish Democrat, Josh Stein, who is the state’s attorney general. Gov. Roy Cooper, a Democrat, is term-limited.”

jewishinsider.com

Mastodon

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Charles Johnson  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:00:24pm

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:00:33pm

re: #74 Dr Lizardo

The stress of all this is really starting to show on Trump’s face.

The walls are finally starting to close in.

Just a reminder, there are other court cases as well.

Trump will be broke and in prison.

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:00:45pm

Trump’s fine was large by comparison to any other person. But to a so-called billionaire? It’s a drop in the bucket. That said, given Trump is cash poor, he’s still got to come up with the money and the rubes will be covering this for him. That’s money that isn’t going to the campaign effort.

Judge Engeron should make the fines grow exponentially for each successive violation and once reaching $1 million jail is the outcome.

$10k for this one. $10k x $10k ($100k) for second. $1 million for third - followed by jail.

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ericblair  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:00:51pm

re: #69 Nerdy Fish

I believe it’s a Constitutional thing, and not a House rule. They can want it however badly, but them’s the rules. And yes, I will note that the Constitution is just so much toilet paper to the Treasonweasel Caucus, and thus far, its defense has been tepid at best, but I have a feeling that the more they try to end-run their way into stealing power, the more the Democrats are going to put up a fuss.

Amendment 20, Section 2: The Congress shall assemble at least once in every year, and such meeting shall begin at noon on the 3d day of January, unless they shall by law appoint a different day.

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:02:38pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

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SAD!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:03:15pm

re: #61 Nerdy Fish

I don’t think any judge is in a hurry to be the first one to remand him into custody. The threat of his violent repulsive followers is real.

Yeah but if he violates the gag orders enough times someone is gonna have to break the dam sooner or later.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:03:54pm

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:04:35pm

re: #82 Joe Bacon ✅

This is all giving me a very unpleasant 1850s feeling.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:05:06pm

This tool just doesn’t get the work is deserves.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:05:10pm

re: #77 Florida Panhandler

The walls are finally starting to close in.

Just a reminder, there are other court cases as well.

Trump will be broke and in prison.

Yep - it’s slowly starting to sink in for him.

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:05:45pm
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dat_said  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:06:06pm

re: #67 Joe Bacon ✅

Meanwhile the latest from the Slappy T Follies!

nytimes.com

Justice Thomas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds

The justice failed to repay much, perhaps all, of the $267,230 loan. His benefactor wiped the slate clean, with ethical and potential tax consequences.

Wait? Wait? His beloved RV that he parks at Walmart to hang out with the regular stock? That RV?

slate.com

“I prefer the RV parks. I prefer the Walmart parking lots to the beaches and things like that. There’s something normal to me about it,” Thomas said. “I come from regular stock, and I prefer that — I prefer being around that.”

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:06:45pm

re: #86 Thanos

Yet abortions will continue. Now with added maternal death.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:07:10pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

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I also find Trump not credible, but I haven’t found him to be credible for the last eight years.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:07:40pm

re: #86 Thanos

“The Alliance Defending Freedom”

The freedom of women to keep their legs closed apparently.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:08:02pm

re: #89 No Malarkey!

I also find Trump not credible, but I haven’t found him to be credible for the last eight years.

Only that long?

/

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:08:05pm

re: #89 No Malarkey!

I also find Trump not credible, but I haven’t found him to be credible for the last eight years.

I haven’t found him credible since 1979.

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:09:13pm
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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:10:08pm

What Republicans like Johnson are hoping for is that Democrats will tire out as quickly as the “moderate” Republicans that voted against Jordan.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:11:09pm

re: #94 Belafon

He is wrong. The D’s will stand firm.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:13:00pm

re: #87 dat_said

Wait? Wait? His beloved RV that he parks at Walmart to hang out with the regular stock? That RV?

slate.com

It was such a hardship on Thomas to have to go on all expense paid luxury cruises and visit five star hunting lodges when he really wanted to just hang out in a parking lot in his RV, but he didn’t want to insult his close personal billionaire friend when the invitations were made.

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:14:46pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

It was such a hardship on Thomas to have to go on all expense paid luxury cruises and visit five star hunting lodges when he really wanted to just hang out in a parking lot in his RV, but he didn’t want to insult his close personal billionaire friend when the invitations were made.

“No, no,” Thomas responded, “I don’t need an RV that big.”
“But what about when I come over?”
“Well, OK, when you put it that way.”

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:15:06pm

iOS 17.1 and Sonoma 14.1 just released.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:15:23pm

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Thanos  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:15:55pm

Bluesky follow:
JJ McNab

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:17:54pm

re: #99 Dave In Austin

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Marlboros and Old Spice

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:19:21pm

re: #99 Dave In Austin

re: #101 No Malarkey!

A junior high school bathroom. (plenty of cigarette smoke and almost every other perfume or deodorant one can imagine)

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:21:48pm

re: #99 Dave In Austin

The remains of a coyote’s armadillo dinner I just passed by while walking the dog.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:22:36pm

re: #88 jaunte

Yet abortions will continue. Now with added maternal death.

By design.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:23:19pm

re: #99 Dave In Austin

Arsenic and gunpowder

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:23:21pm

re: #99 Dave In Austin

Microwaved fish and dog shit.

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:25:53pm

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social

Pretty straight line from shutting down the election certification for a few hours to shutting down the legislature for three weeks, done by the same people for the same political goals

@ryanlcooper.com

pondering what today would be like if everyone involved in the Brooks Brothers riot and associated legal efforts (eg, 3 sitting Supreme Court justices) had gone to prison for 20 years like they deserved

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:30:37pm

re: #74 Dr Lizardo

The stress of all this is really starting to show on Trump’s face.

the bronzer really emphasizes the stress marks

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:34:29pm

re: #108 Backwoods Sleuth

the bronzer really emphasizes the stress marks

Yep. It’s visibly aging him.

On that note, time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:35:25pm

@emptywheel.bsky.social

This is my belief: The Speaker’s vote is actually a purge of members—especially leaders—who would uphold the Constitution.

The outcome will be some TP figure—Mike Johnson is a good bet—and everyone who refused loudly along the way will be primaried.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:35:46pm
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sagehen  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:36:05pm

re: #48 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

When do elected Congressmen get sworn in?

a few days before the certification vote.

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lawhawk  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:37:08pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

Trump’s itching for a free stint at Rikers or the Manhattan Detention Center.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:37:21pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:38:23pm
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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:39:00pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:39:56pm
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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:41:47pm

re: #109 Dr Lizardo

Yep. It’s visibly aging him.

On that note, time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

Unlike his Presidency that only aged patriotic Americans, and was just a party/crime spree for him.

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nines09  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:42:32pm

re: #113 lawhawk

Trump’s itching for a free stint at Rikers or the Manhattan Detention Center.

You think they have the courage to do that? What more could he do to threaten? He’s convinced he’s untouchable, and so far he’s correct.
He will make others want to do the same.
It’s a blueprint.
They let him go for far too long.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:50:58pm

re: #89 No Malarkey!

I also find Trump not credible, but I haven’t found him to be credible for the last eight years ever.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:52:39pm

re: #121 Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅

Not even back when he represented his corrupt father rather than himself. He’s been a bad guy for a very long time. The entire problem is that Republican voters seek out the worst candidate they can find.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:55:03pm

re: #117 Backwoods Sleuth

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New speaker is one of those

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:56:14pm

Mike Johnson makes Tooty Frooty Newty look like Robert LaFolette.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:58:16pm

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 12:59:44pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

Did the agents tackle him?

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Markm1960  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:00:00pm

re: #67 Joe Bacon ✅

Meanwhile the latest from the Slappy T Follies!

nytimes.com

Justice Thomas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds

The justice failed to repay much, perhaps all, of the $267,230 loan. His benefactor wiped the slate clean, with ethical and potential tax consequences.

Generally when debt is forgiven it is a taxable event. What are the odds that it was declared as income?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:05:36pm

Dang. SEPTA is announcing a potential service interruption for Nov 1.
www5.septa.org

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:06:07pm

The New York Pest:

Utah man ordered to remove Halloween display featuring pole-dancing skeleton

Imagine! Those horrible Utah Puritan/Mormon spoilsports trying to ruin some harmless Halloween fun!
Oh
You have to get to the end of the second paragraph to find out that the display is attached to an actual STOP sign on public property. This is illegal everywhere in the civilized world and even here in Texas.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:06:58pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

Damn it, my popcorn’s not ready yet!

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:08:58pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:09:42pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:11:34pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

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Mastodon

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:11:54pm

re: #131 Backwoods Sleuth

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Fourth and fifth sentences both use “cannot be used against him.” I’m assuming the fourth paragraph one should read “can be used against him.”

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:14:49pm

re: #133 Backwoods Sleuth

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His inner-world does not resemble reality, so a lot will be unbelievable to him.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:17:42pm

re: #121 Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅

To be fair to me, I never paid much attention to Trump before he began running for President. I watched his game show a few times, but a game show host’s credibility isn’t at issue.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:18:43pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:19:55pm
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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:21:49pm

re: #137 No Malarkey!

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Seems too emotional to be president.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:24:39pm

re: #138 DodgerFan1988

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As I said, the GOP couldn’t have picked a better Speaker for the Democrats to run against if the Democrats had made the choice themselves. A forced birther who also wants to slash social security, medicare and medicaid holds the most unpopular positions spanning every generation of voters.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:27:12pm

re: #138 DodgerFan1988

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No Malarkey!  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:28:50pm

Cuteness break.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:30:35pm

WTF is going on at America’s college campi?

Mastodon

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wrenchwench  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:31:03pm

re: #142 No Malarkey!

Cuteness break.

[Embedded content]

With an appearance by Crested Buttinsky Birbs.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:33:18pm

re: #143 Vicious Babushka

The only thing I can think of is they are taking the complex situation in the Middle East and trying to simplify it and blaming everything on the Jews.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:36:07pm

re: #145 PhillyPretzel ✅

The only thing I can think of is they are taking the complex situation in the Middle East and trying to simplify it and blaming everything on the Jews.

I thought advanced education was supposed to make you be able to think critically about complex issues.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:36:21pm

Feeling more than usually angry with the Republicans today. (Yeah, as bad as that.)

Remember when a Spanish court indicted Pinochet because there had been Spanish citizens among the numerous victims of his dictatorship?
On those grounds they could indict the entire leadership of the Republican Party since there were many Spaniards among the million plus victims of a Republican Covid policy that was willfully designed to maximize deaths among vulnerable segments of the population. Leading quacks and charlatans could also be included. That it backfired and killed off a shitload of gullible Repug pawns does not matter. Intent is what counts.

American courts would not extradite them, of course, but there may be a way around that. Just offer a juicy reward, say a million plus for quacks and media shills, up to 10 or 20 million for Trump himself and other major players. Being Republicans, the plague-rats’ relatives and associates would be knifing each other in the back for the chance to privately rendition (ie kidnap) them and bundle them off to Spain
It might only be necessary to get them across the border into Mexico, since the Mexican government would have no problem extraditing assholes who call their people rapists and killers, and who try to drown them in the Rio Grande.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:37:15pm

re: #146 Vicious Babushka

I thought so too.

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IngisKahn  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:37:28pm

re: #145 PhillyPretzel ✅

The only thing I can think of is they are taking the complex situation in the Middle East and trying to simplify it and blaming everything on the Jews.

…or at least blaming Israel. TikTok is currently hardcore anti-Israel right now.

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:41:17pm

“…Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that he has been “ordained” by God.
rawstory.com

As they say in so many other countries with religious fanatics in charge, What Could Go Wrong?

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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:42:36pm

re: #146 Vicious Babushka

I thought advanced education was supposed to make you be able to think critically about complex issues.

They haven’t made it that far.

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wrenchwench  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:43:01pm

re: #150 jaunte

“…Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that he has been “ordained” by God.
rawstory.com

As they say in so many other countries with religious fanatics in charge, What Could Go Wrong?

Holy hell.

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:44:13pm

re: #152 wrenchwench

God told him how to tell women how they must live.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:45:16pm

re: #153 jaunte

God told him how to tell women how they must live.

Which God?

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:45:30pm

re: #152 wrenchwench

Holy hell.

This is fine.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:46:11pm

re: #150 jaunte

“…Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that he has been “ordained” by God.
rawstory.com

As they say in so many other countries with religious fanatics in charge, What Could Go Wrong?

Then he should be able to pass a simple test: Crucify the bastard and if he comes back in 3 days, we’ll admit we were wrong.

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wrenchwench  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:46:20pm

re: #153 jaunte

God told him how to tell women how they must live.

‘Be quiet and make more workers. God said so, I said so, for him here.’

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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:46:30pm

Louisiana ranked worst state by U.S. News as violent crime surges, pollution poisons air
theadvertiser.com

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Captain Ron  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:47:09pm
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jaunte  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:47:11pm

“…Louisiana is ranked last - again - in the U.S. News and World Report’s 2023 Best States report, which cites an atmosphere of surging violent crime, poisonous industrial pollution and a dwindling population among the state’s hardships.

It’s the latest in a series of studies listing Louisiana as the worst or among the worst states in key quality of life areas.

Last week a WalletHub study concluded Louisiana is the worst state in America for working mothers, showing moms here are shortchanged on everything from pay to childcare.

America’s Health Ratings from the United Health Foundation lists Louisiana as the worst state for women and children’s health.”
theadvertiser.com

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:47:42pm

re: #158 jaunte

Louisiana ranked worst state by U.S. News as violent crime surges, pollution poisons air
theadvertiser.com

They just put a Republican governor in to end all that. /

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:48:31pm

re: #159 Captain Ron

Go Jack Smith.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:50:30pm

“The percentage of people without health insurance in Louisiana is 11.2% compared to the national percentage of 12.2%. That’s thanks primarily to Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards opting into the Medicaid expansion, which Edwards said is his most consequential act in two terms as governor.“

About go back up. Waaaaaaay up.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:51:40pm
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Belafon  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:52:52pm

re: #150 jaunte

“…Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that he has been “ordained” by God.
rawstory.com

As they say in so many other countries with religious fanatics in charge, What Could Go Wrong?

Tell him so has President Biden and Vice President Harris.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:53:01pm

re: #151 Belafon

They haven’t made it that far.

That and Bibi seems to have known the attack was coming and allowed it. The Israeli’s fucked up bigtime when selecting their government, something I wish Americans could criticize them for without reminding ourselves of the madman that we made our leader for four years.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:55:21pm

re: #158 jaunte

Louisiana ranked worst state by U.S. News as violent crime surges, pollution poisons air
theadvertiser.com

This is weird: Alaska was ranked 49th.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:57:22pm

re: #167 Eclectic Cyborg

This is weird: Alaska was ranked 49th.

Long winters and alcohol

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 25, 2023 • 1:58:47pm

re: #168 Backwoods Sleuth

Long winters and alcohol

And terrible support for working mothers, making them shoot wolves from helicopters while nursing a baby.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 25, 2023 • 2:05:29pm

re: #167 Eclectic Cyborg

This is weird: Alaska was ranked 49th.

Sarah Palin lives there.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 25, 2023 • 2:08:20pm

re: #170 Ace Rothstein

Sarah Palin lives there.

so she says…

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sagehen  Oct 25, 2023 • 2:20:29pm

re: #136 No Malarkey!

To be fair to me, I never paid much attention to Trump before he began running for President. I watched his game show a few times, but a game show host’s credibility isn’t at issue.

I’ve hated him ever since the mid-80’s, when he tried to destroy my neighborhood with his ghastly Trump City development on the Penn Central site.

politico.com

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sagehen  Oct 25, 2023 • 2:26:22pm

re: #149 IngisKahn

…or at least blaming Israel. TikTok is currently hardcore anti-Israel right now.

China controls the algorithm. China opposes anything the U.S. supports.


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